Here it is. The very anticipated list "Ways To Use a Dildo That Aren't Sexual. Enjoy.
1. Dip it in ink and write with it!
2. Play fetch with your German Sheppard!
3. You got a battery, some wires, and a little light bulb? Can anyone say makeshift flashlight?!
4. Give your neighborhood police man a new night stick for Christmas!
5. Turn your horse, or friend, into a unicorn!
6. Put it next to the popsicle and hot dog in your "looks like a small tree branch" collection!
7. Stick six of those guys together, and your blind friend has a new cane!
8. Dress it up in a tiny leather jacket, name it Arthur Fonzarelli, and have it teach cool things to your other dildos like how to turn a juke box on just by knocking on it!
Who says dildos only serve one purpose?! Go out there and try these guys and dolls! Please comment on this blog every time you do and write about your experience!
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