Wednesday, September 3, 2008

LISTS

People love them! Here are some reasons why.

1. They're easy to write!

2. They enable the writer to easily slip in cheap jokes and observations (Prostitutes have sex with people for money!)

3. They require very little reading. And reading is boring!

4. They can provide a contrast that cause one to think of something in a new light. Especially dildos! (Stay tuned for my upcomming list "Ways to use dildos that aren't sexual!")

5. They statisfy one's craving for a structured numeric system.

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