1. You're gonna get bitten, silly!
2. Lions have very large hands and very poor hand-eye coordination. They will constantly mess up the board!
3. Checkers is a simplified version of chess which is a simplified version of combat. Animals, such as lions, run on base instincts and will instinctively believe they are at war with you. Make sure there's no guns around Mister!
4. Your wife or girlfriend will see you playing checkers with the lion and, in a sit-com like fashion, will always assume the worst of you. Bestiality gets you 5-10!
5. Due to man's superior brain power, you will almost always win. It's no fun being a lion with an ever slipping self-esteem.
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