Monday, July 28, 2008

The Colbert Report

I was in the live studio audience of The Colbert Report tonight! It was a great experience. He was really down to earth and did a pre-show Q&A out of character. He answered my question! I might blog more about this tomorrow or the next day, as I am really tired right now.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Post Number Three, Fo' Real

This is an IM conversation to show you that my friend Sahil and I have a completely unique style of conversation.

BrandoMacchiati (4:08:48 PM): hey dude
BrandoMacchiati (4:09:07 PM): we should all hang at Dave Engs house like at 8:30 tonight!
BrandoMacchiati (4:09:13 PM): make that happen.
The Sahilness (4:09:37 PM): wait why?
The Sahilness (4:09:44 PM): and i wont be free until like 9:30 - 10
The Sahilness (4:09:45 PM): lol
The Sahilness (4:09:47 PM): so ill be late
BrandoMacchiati (4:12:12 PM): ok
BrandoMacchiati (4:12:20 PM): than 9:30.
BrandoMacchiati (4:12:24 PM): make it happen!
BrandoMacchiati (4:12:29 PM): i have commanded.
The Sahilness (4:13:14 PM): lol why do i have to
The Sahilness (4:13:24 PM): you call people too lol
BrandoMacchiati (4:13:34 PM): cause I dont wanna organise it!
BrandoMacchiati (4:13:36 PM): ahh!
BrandoMacchiati (4:13:38 PM): ok
BrandoMacchiati (4:13:43 PM): heres the deal...
The Sahilness (4:13:48 PM): i organize it all the time
BrandoMacchiati (4:13:58 PM): you set it with dave, and i will invite ppl
BrandoMacchiati (4:14:15 PM): dave doesnt know about this yet
The Sahilness (4:14:23 PM): wait what
The Sahilness (4:14:24 PM): lol
The Sahilness (4:14:31 PM): did he mention that he was free tonight?
BrandoMacchiati (4:14:37 PM): no.
The Sahilness (4:14:39 PM): or that his house was free?
BrandoMacchiati (4:14:46 PM): no.
The Sahilness (4:15:00 PM): so basically you decided to hang out at dave engs house without conferring with him
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:05 PM): yes.
The Sahilness (4:15:06 PM): YOU ask him if we can. ILL do the inviting.
The Sahilness (4:15:08 PM): lol
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:22 PM): lets rock papoer scissor
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:25 PM): you go first
The Sahilness (4:15:28 PM): I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
The Sahilness (4:15:36 PM): no you go first
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:43 PM): no you go first
The Sahilness (4:15:46 PM): how about we rock paper scissor on who goes first for rock paper scissor
The Sahilness (4:15:51 PM): you go first
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:53 PM): ok. you go first
BrandoMacchiati (4:15:56 PM): dammt
BrandoMacchiati (4:16:02 PM): no. you go first.
The Sahilness (4:16:05 PM): no you
The Sahilness (4:16:12 PM): alright how about this
The Sahilness (4:16:30 PM): im thinking of a number between 1-100, if you are within 25 of that number, you go second
The Sahilness (4:16:32 PM): fair?
The Sahilness (4:16:36 PM): guess the number
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:02 PM): 50
The Sahilness (4:17:02 PM): That proves it
The Sahilness (4:17:06 PM): damnit
The Sahilness (4:17:08 PM): you go second
The Sahilness (4:17:10 PM): alright ready
The Sahilness (4:17:12 PM): rock paper scissors
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:12 PM): ok
The Sahilness (4:17:14 PM): ROCK!!
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:19 PM): rock!
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:20 PM): dammit
The Sahilness (4:17:26 PM): alright now we have to alternate
The Sahilness (4:17:28 PM): you go first
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:30 PM): ok
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:35 PM): PAPER!
The Sahilness (4:17:39 PM): ROCK!!
The Sahilness (4:17:41 PM): DAMNIT!!
The Sahilness (4:17:44 PM): best 2 out of 3
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:48 PM): ok fine
BrandoMacchiati (4:17:52 PM): you go first
The Sahilness (4:17:56 PM): SCISSOR
BrandoMacchiati (4:18:02 PM): PAPER!
BrandoMacchiati (4:18:04 PM): fuck!
The Sahilness (4:18:06 PM): Yes!!!
The Sahilness (4:18:08 PM): You go first
BrandoMacchiati (4:18:10 PM): ok ok
BrandoMacchiati (4:18:19 PM): CARBOARD!
The Sahilness (4:18:24 PM): ATOM BOMB!
The Sahilness (4:18:26 PM): OH MAN
The Sahilness (4:18:28 PM): theyre tied
BrandoMacchiati (4:18:35 PM): you go first now
The Sahilness (4:18:52 PM): ROCKET!!
BrandoMacchiati (4:19:27 PM): AWKWARD SITUATION INVOLVING AN EX-GIRLFRIEND AND TED THE VERY NOBEL TURTLE!
BrandoMacchiati (4:19:33 PM): dammit. tied again.
The Sahilness (4:20:18 PM): damnit
The Sahilness (4:20:24 PM): there is only one way to settle this
The Sahilness (4:20:27 PM): NOT IT!!!!!!
The Sahilness (4:20:32 PM): hahahahah you gotta ask dave eng
BrandoMacchiati (4:20:33 PM): NOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrandoMacchiati (4:20:37 PM): dammmit
BrandoMacchiati (4:20:40 PM): you said it first
BrandoMacchiati (4:20:43 PM): ok ill do it